puts the party in prism
scroll down for the global prism map
click to unmute the prism party
Fictional nodes, meme hotspots and anomalous dancefloors scattered across the planet.
The PRISM map is a toy overview of imaginary nodes where the party allegedly manifested. Each marker is a compressed story fragment - a failed cope bunker, a legendary night, a cursed VC office or a terminally online basement that briefly lit up the grid. Nothing here tracks real people or real dox - it is pure cartoon lore based on vibes, screenshots and collective hallucinations.
If you imagine more nodes, you mentally append them to the grid. PRISM does not end, it just gains additional layers of noise every time someone dances in the wrong place.
All field reports, screenshots and live party intel are broadcast through the official X outpost. If you want to watch the grid flicker in real time, follow this link:
Do not expect sanity, professionalism or financial advice. Expect blinking gifs, badly drawn wojaks and irregular updates from the frontlines of the dancefloor.
When the party spills fully on chain, this is the address that routes you directly into the blast radius. Double check it before you touch anything.
If your wallet starts vibrating, emitting disco lights or opening soyjak.wiki tabs on its own, that is considered normal PRISM behavior.